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Ah the Super Bowl. There may be no better, more prestigious event in sporting in all of America. (The reason I say in America is because I find the world cup far superior. I guess the only thing the Super Bowl beats is golf and baseball, but that’s not an argument I’m willing to have). Anyway, I have some pretty specific rituals which I follow pretty exactly. The first thing I do when I wake up is turn on the T.V. Then, I get really mad when I listen to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman talk about football, because it is painfully obvious that neither of them have had enough education to be decent announcers. Then, I switch over to NFL Network and laugh at what Shannon Sharpe has to say. I guess it would be safe to say that my favorite thing about the Super Bowl is listening to Shannon Sharpe’s goofy antics and sound effects. He should be a hall of famer just based on that alone. Then, I switch on the playstation and pop in madden. I usually play a game with both teams against the other. It’s pretty sweet. I never try to predict who’s going to win, because I owe my bookie enough money as it is already. He shot my dog last week. That wasn’t really cool Domenick. Maybe I could place a bet on this game and win enough money to pay him back. I should go find Domenick and see what he has to say about it. Anyways, another great thing about the Super Bowl in the food. It’s almost a garuntee for my family to have pizza and wings from Carbone’s. After eating, I get to enjoy former Buffalo Bills starting in the Super Bowl, and talk about how nobody with the Bills this decade knows how to draft.