el gecko

The photo I chose to write my blog on was entitled “Smith’s Green-Eyed Gecko.” It is a very interesting image indeed. This is due predominately to the main subject of this picture. It is, of course, smith’s green-eyed gecko. This little critter has earned it’s self a very prestigious title indeed. The smith’s green eyed gecko is, as we all know, the most chill animal on the planet. What makes me say this you may ask? I mean surely the sloth or perhaps the turtle must be more chill than the smith’s green eyed gecko. That, my friends, is where you’re wrong. Silly sloths and turtles can’t even begin to fathom how downright shill the smith’s green eyed gecko is! I mean, have you ever come across a gecko and been all like “AHHH! It’s a gecko! That’s not chill!” Well, I don’t know this, as I’ve most likely never been present on your lizard spotting expeditions. I can however tell you what my personal reaction to seeing a smith’s green eyed gecko is. First of all, there is a lot less yelling. I’m fairly certain the first words out of my mouth are “Oh hey, a smith’s green eyed gecko. That’s pretty chill.” Do you know why this is the first thing I say? Because it is the single most chill animal on the planet. It has green eyes for heaven’s sake! Smith must have been one chill dude to have this animal named exclusively after him! Let’s try a word association shall we? Tiger: not chill. Turtle: kinda chill. Grizzly bear: Ray Lewis. Smith’s green eyed gecko: The Baha Men, who happen to be the most chill band on the planet. Baha Men should play a set with the smith’s green eyed gecko on bass. That would be chill.