My Ideal Job

As a senior in high school, I have discovered it necessary to think of a career for my post-educational life. Some might consider a life as a cobbler, while others will still choose being a blacksmith. Some others will take a humble life working in the gristmill, but not me. Oh no, I have set my sights much higher! I hope to someday achieve the highest position in all the land. This job is reserved for only the most prestigious of folks, and carries with it some very important responsibilities. Ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about, of course, the king of Blueberry Mountain. That’s right folks, I’ll settle for nothing less than perfection. The king of Blueberry Mountain is not a position to be taken lightly. There is a great deal of work that goes along with the title. First of all, you must defend the city muffin from the invading troops of Bruce Vilanch. This is easier said than done. Bruce comes with hoards of hungry demons in hopes of depleting the town’s blueberry supply. Only the king, perched high in his fortress atop the mountain can direct troop movements against Bruce Vilanch. In addition to the defense of Blueberry Mountain, the king must be prepared to serve his people in any way possible. The main focus of his efforts is keeping the elders of the gum tree village happy, so that they keep electing him into office. This can be achieved by buying candy and giving foot massages. I realize that this may be a tricky bit of work, but I Think I’m cut out for it.