lunch for three

If I could have lunch with any three people, I would have probably never get lunch, because I would have such a difficult time deciding who to eat with. I do however think one choice is obvious. The first person I would select would have to be Paula Dean. This is so obvious, because somebody has to cook right? And Paula can cook like a champ! I can guarantee our lunch would consist of no less than three thousand calories and two sticks of butter. This would probably be the most delicious lunch I had ever eaten. I wouldn’t have time to talk to the other people, because I would be too busy talking about how delicious the rest of the food is. The other two people would have to be pretty impressive to distract me, so for my next selection I would take Jamarcus Russell. This may sound stupid to you, but I can only assume that at some point in my life I will land myself in jail, and I need a mentor. You know, someone to show me the ropes and make sure no funny prison movie stuff goes down. Also, I’m curious as to how he got so fat, so I could most likely get some closure on that one. The last person I would choose would be famous boxing official Mills Lane, because chances are things between Paula Dean and Jamarcus Russell would get pretty heated, and I at least want a fair fight. Go Paula!