10/25-10/29 #3

In today’s society, there seems to be a generous lack of role models and people worth looking up to. This makes the task of determining someone I look up to near impossible. If I had to pick one person I look up to, it would have to be someone truly incredible. I am talking about, of course, Tom Green. He is the absolute epitome of genius, and the human incarnation of awesomeness. How anyone could not see how Tom Green is an ideal role model for people from all walks of life is beyond me. He is clearly who children need to be looking up to. It is so refreshing to have someone in the spotlight who promotes positive morals and an optimistic outlook in life in general. He would never, ever intentionally do something for the purpose of irritating another person, or even think about capitalizing at the expense of others. You will never see Tom Green doing anything your grandma wouldn’t approve of. He really is a fantastic individual. The very best thing about Tom is the fact that he doesn’t claim to be a hero, even though we all know he is. It is a fool who doesn’t see what a genuinely nice person Tom Green is. This nation needs more men like him. Absolutely every aspect of his life is oozing with the kind of perfection only found in one other person. That’s right folks, Chris Pontius. Together, these men have the potential to do great things. Why not make an awesome TV show? I believe that MTV 2 has some time slots open, seen as though all they play anymore are re-runs of room raiders and made. I do believe that once this plan is put into action, Michelle Obama will once again be comfortable looking on her country with pride.