10/11-10/15 #1

My Ideal meal would consist of more than one thing. As food is a matter of flavor and not order, I will not be listing any specific food stuffs. My alternative you may ask? I will list the most appropriate ingredients, and leave it up to the catacombs of your imagination to prepare a feast worthy of a king. The ingredients are as follows: A basic meat, preferably beef, no less than five different varieties of cheese, bacon, frosting, a healthy bit of fruit i.e. pineapple or mango, peppers ranging on the scoval heat scale from one to one hundred thousand, koolaid, bacon, pasta, bacon, a secondary meat, preferably poultry such as turkey or chicken, graham crackers, blue berries, kalamari, bacon, bacon, bacon, shoes, a digital clock, a non-digital clock, a grandfather clock (obviously broiled to perfection), Arabica coffee beans, velocity energy shots (available at your local A+ convenience center), slim jims, pudding of varying flavor, tortilla chips, 7up, black olives, bacon, ice cream, ring pops, everything served at Kentucky Fried Chicken barring double downs, double downs, triple downs (someone has definitely tried that), quadruple downs (that’s where they drew the line), lettuce, a stepping stool, a microwave oven, white hot dance moves, gun powder, more frosting, walnuts, any three items from China King, hot sauce of at least seven different brand names, Burt Reynold’s mustache, and two zested lemons. Well there you have it. The ultimate list of ingredients for a proper meal. Now get a shopping cart, several thousand dollars, and get cooking!