10/18-10/22 #1

Nate Bailey is in fact a boss. Haters gonna hate. You may wonder what makes him a boss. The answer is simple: He doesn’t need a reason, he’s Nate Bailey. Because I don’t have any supporting arguments for this statement (and don’t need any) I wish to take this time to talk to you about a recent incident at Alden high school, during which a plague of angry cats descended upon the school. First off, it is important for you to know that they are dangerous! Do not make any attempt to approach these cats, as they are vicious and ready to kill. They hide in heaters and recycling bins, waiting for unsuspecting victims to pass by. Respected reporter Zach Rogers will be submitting an article to Alden’s online newspaper in which he details the facts you need to know about these vile felines, so I won’t steal his thunder. Still looking for another 100 words, I will be forced to ramble about nothing specific. One point worth mentioning is the incredible lack of work ethic from the student behind me. All he has done in the past 20 minutes is discuss bringing more cats into school, and listen to music entirely too loud. He has also been listening to the song 2am by Slightly Stoopid, which is a very good song, but not one conducive to completing work on time. His actions prove to me that he is not a boss. Nate Bailey, on the other hand, is. Face.