Chad Henne Rules!

Miami. What an awful, awful, terrible, despicable, horrible, substandard, mediocre, unacceptable, crappy, cruddy, crummy, classless, deficient, beastly, dissatisfactory, dreadful, erroneous, poor, raunchy, incorrect, godawful, grungy, icky, ugly, poor, inadequet, fallacious, faulty, lame, scary, rough, damaging, dangerous, deleterious, detrimental, hurtful, injurious, ruinous, unhealthy, base, corrupt, criminal, delinquent, evil, iniquitous, mean, reprobate, sinful, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrong, disobedient, ill-behaved, misbehaving, naughty, unruly, wrong, moldy, off, putrid, rancid, rotten, sour, spoiled, disastrous, distressing, grave, harsh, intense, painful, serious, terrible, ailing, diseased, ill, in pain, unwell, adverse, disagreeable, discouraged, discouraging, displeasing, distressed, gloomy, grim, melancholy, troubled, troubling, unfavorable, unfortunate, unhappy, unpleasant ,  brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless, batty, campy, crazy, daffy, dippy, flaky, fooling around, foolish, for grins, freaky, gagged up, goofy, idiotic, illogical, inane, incongruous, irrational, jokey, joshing, laughable, loony, ludicrous, nonsensical, nutty, off the wall, preposterous, sappy, screwy, silly, stupid, tomfool, unreasonable, wacky, absurd, cretinous, daft, foolish, half-witted, idiotic, inane, moronic, silly, sophomoric, characterless, colorless, common, conventional, decent, dull, fair, fair to middling, fairish, humdrum, indifferent, inferior, insignificant, intermediate, mainstream, mean, medium, middling, moderate, no great shakes, of poor quality, ordinary, passable, pedestrian, run-of-the-mill, second-rate, so-so, standard, tolerable, undistinguished, unexceptional, uninspired, vanilla, boilerplate, common, commonplace, customary, dime a dozen, everyday, fair, fair to middling, familiar, garden, garden-variety, general, humdrum, intermediate, mainstream, mediocre, medium, middle of the road, middling, moderate, nowhere, ordinary, passable, plastic, regular, run of the mill, so-so, standard, tolerable, undistinguished, unexceptional, usual city that is! Carlos Dansby is a mediocre punk, who doesn’t understand that his team sucks, and is yet to realize that an excessive celebration after one good play is not going to reincarnate the dolphin’s hopes of making it into the playoffs.