I am tasked with writing my final blog with a prompt of my choice. However, for this particular blog, I am yet to decide on a subject. In lieu of one thing in particular, I will instead make several observations about this classroom. Zach Dabb is wearing a grey shirt. It says BELIEVE. I do not yet know what he is believing in. He is also rocking a pretty fly chain. This can be referred to as a chain (as seen by my original statement) or simply as ice. This kid named John (alias Jay-Z) rocks some pretty solid ice. You may be fooled into thinking he is wearing a spot of frozen water on his outfit, but I assure you, it is simply an assortment of gold chains. Jay-Z was in detention with Zach Rogers yesterday. He and his other freshman friends were discussing their wild freshmen parties. If you are in their inner circle, you know these as freshman Rage-O-Rama. I bet those are pretty wild, right? Half of our class is wearing white. This is because it is white-out day. This is the first time theme week has featured a white out day. My what a silly theme that was. Just wear white. Ok? If nothing else, we all appear to be white supremacists, which, as you would imagine is quite an issue. Nate’s Netflix crew is ridiculously long, which is why he is yet to watch American Beauty. This is most unfortunate, as it is a very interesting movie, and I’m sure he would appreciate it. Perhaps it is time for him to just go to9 family video and rent it, eh? Eh is a term usually attributed to Canadians. These Canadians infiltrate America through our malls. They are terrible drivers and have no fashion sense. Go away.
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